Hot Corn!!!
The Sandcarvers are gonna be in Iowa this weekend. Iowa? What in the name of Walter J. O’Reilly are you doing there? We’ll be playing with some of the best Celtic bands in the country (including our good friends Rising Gael, who are much nicer, cleaner and better looking than we are) at the Iowa Irish Fest.
Ah…so now you think you might come to Iowa? Yeah? I thought so…typical…
For the record, Tony would like to apologize to Raven for the witty syllogisms.
The Poop:
Friday, July 31, 2009 7:30 PM
Saturday, August 01, 2009 10:30 PM
Iowa Irish Fest
Lincoln Savings Bank Stage – Lincoln Park
400 E. 4th St.
Waterloo, IA
(319) 234-9029
Here’s what a former worker at the Swiss Colony said about the Sandcarvers: “Those Sandcarvers sure buy a lot of Maple Cheese Logs. I mean A LOT. “
This still, still hasn’t changed: write this down now – Milwaukee Irishfest, August 16, noon, rock-stage. No excuses. Be there. Bring a friend. Have your friend bring a friend as well. And a dish to pass. No sweet potatoes – they give Jeff gas. No more hotdogs – we’ve had enough for now. Maybe later this month.
Love & old hot dogs-
AJChrisJasonJeffreyRavenTony
Sandcarver Fun Fact 109: Tony has been trying to raise awareness for an *ahem* serious problem. He insists that he “suffers” from a genetic disorder called AMS, or Acquired Monkeybutt Syndrome. He is baffled that no one takes him seriously, or is willing to donate to the cause.
Sandcarver Fun Fact 110: Jeff has 27 pounds of cooked hotdogs in his living room. Not bad, considering he started out with 222 pounds last weekend. Still, stop by Jeff’s place and bring your buns.
Lots o’ links: