Hey sweet, sweet baby-
Why you still cryin? We’re back. We desperately missed your tender loving, your freaky touch, your piping hot booty… We didn’t mean to leave, but we needed some space. After eight long weeks of soul searching, loving and losing, some extended jail stays, and a funky stint as a goatherd, we’ve come back to you. For good. Starting this weekend (we got some stuff to do before that). Will you take us back? We’ll make it worth your while… seriously. We learned some whacked new stuff in Tijuana…but we digress.
We will be kicking off our 2010 “Valet Parking for Donkeys” tour this Saturday, at the site of our last rendezvous: the always romantic, always sensual House of Guinness. No more playing – this time it’s for real. We mostly promise this time…er no.
Here’s what we be doing to you:
Saturday, February 27 9:00
House of Guinness
354 West Main Street
Waukesha, WI 53186
(262) 446-0181
Here’s what Ashling said about the Sandcarvers: “Aaron is kinda hot, in a weird sort of Fred Grandy kind of way…”
Love & brand new freaky moves to drive you buck wild-
AJAaronChrisJasonJeffreyRaven
Sandcarver Fun Fact 151: We’ll start off slowly this year and only have one Sandcarver Fun Fact. That OK with everyone?
Sandcarver Fun Fact 152: er no.
And as always, The Sandcarvers are sponsored by Jameson Fine Irish Whiskey.
Lots o’ links:
http://www.thesandcarvers.com/
http://www.jameson.ie/
http://www.houseofguinness.com/
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
http://www.smoking-meat.com/